D --> 001 [♐ Video]

[equinerotica]

[A grey-skinned creature reminiscent of a young teenage human boy flickers into the PCD's video feed. His face is extremely close as he studies the device through cracked sunglasses. He considers the device for several moments before pulling the view back, fiddling with his non-broken horn, and addressing it in slow, slightly annoyed monotone.]

So this appears to be some sort of communication device. Excellent. If that is the case then surely someone can hear me. I ask - nay, demand that someone of at least green blood come to me this instant and explain what is going on. This is hardly a proper greeting. Extremely unprofessional, yes.

[He points a finger into the screen.]

Vantas, if this was part of some deceitful plot, everyone will know your color when I return.

[The boy has begun to sweat profusely. He wipes his brow with a gloved hand and breathes heavily into the PCD for several seconds. Clearly he is not out of shape, but may be hyperventilating. He suddenly pulls the screen very close to his face and speaks through clenched, occasionally missing, teeth.]


Bring towels.

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[bestestfurrend]

[There's a loud squeal in what should be a familiar voice, and then a crash.]

[bestestfurrend]

Equius??? Is it really you this time?

[bestestfurrend]

I missed you so furry much!

[bestestfurrend]

But I'm coming to find you right now!

[bestestfurrend]

And I'll bring lots and lots of towels!!

[bestestfurrend]

I nefur thought I'd...

end;

[bestestfurrend]

You're okay, right??

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

[Really? He just told her to stay put...]

Vexed and confused, but unharmed.

I have not confirmed that everything is secure. You will remain where you are until then, Nepeta.

[bestestfurrend]

That's okay! I can expurrlain it all!

But I've been here fur ages and it's safe enough and I want to see you and besides I'm already on my way!

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

Ages? Time has made me its fool again?

...Fine. But you are to arrive posthaste and remain cautious.

[Video]

[hologram-really.livejournal.com]

Green blood? [Most sentient beings she knows are descended from the Alterans, and thus all red-blooded. There are others, of course.] And what manner of creature are you looking for?

[Video]

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

Yes, green. Good but not excellent. I may order them around but they are not so low-class as to be useless.

I am looking for a troll such as myself, of course.

[Video]

[hologram-really.livejournal.com]

Do you expect to find many?

[Video]

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

I've no idea what to expect. I'm not even sure where I presently am.

[Video]

[hologram-really.livejournal.com]

I've been told this place is called Adstringéndum.

[text]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Oh, maaaaaaaan.

Look what the meow8east dragged in!

[Text]

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

D --> I would ask if this amuses you
D --> But
D --> Obviously it would

[Text]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Hey, of all the people that could show up here, it's not like you're the worst.

[Text]

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

D --> I think
D --> That was a slight at my e%pense

D --> I do not completely understand what is going on
D --> Where is
D --> Here
D --> And why would only some of us arrive

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

That's just the way it works!

[selfconfidented.livejournal.com]

oH, wOW,
uHH, i DON'T HAVE GREEN BLOOD, oBVIOUSLY,
bUT, i CAN HELP,

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

D --> Well
D --> I suppose you may prove more useful than nothing
D --> Or a human

D --> Very well
D --> E%plain

[selfconfidented.livejournal.com]

wELL, uHHH,
tHESE THINGS THAT ARE SOMEWHAT LIKE SPIRITS,
i THINK, MAYBE,
tHEY KIDNAPPED US HERE, tHOUGH POSSIBLY BY ACCIDENT,
bUT THEY WON'T SEND ANYONE BACK, uNLESS IT'S ALSO BY ACCIDENT,
aND NOW WE HAVE TO, fEND FOR OURSELVES,
iN A WORLD THAT IS STRANGE,
tHAT DOES THINGS, tHAT ARE ALSO STRANGE,

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

D --> Nitram
D --> That was possibly the vaguest answer I could have e%pected


D --> Honestly
D --> It's e%actly what I was e%pecting

[selfconfidented.livejournal.com]

tHAT'S BECAUSE,
nOBODY REALLY KNOWS WHAT IS GOING ON PRECISELY,
uHH, wHICH IS TO SAY,
tHERE IS ONLY VAGUENESS TO GIVE,