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equinerotica) wrote2011-11-07 10:59 am
equinerotica) wrote2011-11-07 10:59 am
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D --> 001 [♐ Video]
[A grey-skinned creature reminiscent of a young teenage human boy flickers into the PCD's video feed. His face is extremely close as he studies the device through cracked sunglasses. He considers the device for several moments before pulling the view back, fiddling with his non-broken horn, and addressing it in slow, slightly annoyed monotone.]
So this appears to be some sort of communication device. Excellent. If that is the case then surely someone can hear me. I ask - nay, demand that someone of at least green blood come to me this instant and explain what is going on. This is hardly a proper greeting. Extremely unprofessional, yes.
[He points a finger into the screen.]
Vantas, if this was part of some deceitful plot, everyone will know your color when I return.
[The boy has begun to sweat profusely. He wipes his brow with a gloved hand and breathes heavily into the PCD for several seconds. Clearly he is not out of shape, but may be hyperventilating. He suddenly pulls the screen very close to his face and speaks through clenched, occasionally missing, teeth.]
Bring towels.
So this appears to be some sort of communication device. Excellent. If that is the case then surely someone can hear me. I ask - nay, demand that someone of at least green blood come to me this instant and explain what is going on. This is hardly a proper greeting. Extremely unprofessional, yes.
[He points a finger into the screen.]
Vantas, if this was part of some deceitful plot, everyone will know your color when I return.
[The boy has begun to sweat profusely. He wipes his brow with a gloved hand and breathes heavily into the PCD for several seconds. Clearly he is not out of shape, but may be hyperventilating. He suddenly pulls the screen very close to his face and speaks through clenched, occasionally missing, teeth.]
Bring towels.
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D --> That was possibly the vaguest answer I could have e%pected
D --> Honestly
D --> It's e%actly what I was e%pecting
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nOBODY REALLY KNOWS WHAT IS GOING ON PRECISELY,
uHH, wHICH IS TO SAY,
tHERE IS ONLY VAGUENESS TO GIVE,
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D --> A f001ish lack of information seems to be our constant downfall
D --> Is there anything immediately pressing that you do know
D --> And that I should know
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tHERE ARE, a NUMBER OF TRAPS THAT HAVE APPEARED SECRETLY,
aLL OVER THE PLACE,
eVEN MY PANTS, bECAME A TRAP,
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D --> Your pants
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tRIED TO TIE ME UP,
iNSTEAD OF LETTING ME WEAR THEM,
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[A thought dawns on him.]
D --> Not that I partic001arly care
D --> Your legs
D --> Are they h001ding up
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nOT SO GOOD, aCTUALLY,
tHEY WERE, pRETTY MESSED UP, wHEN I WOKE UP HERE,
sOMEONE, tRIED TO HELP BUT, uHH,
tHEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND, tHE BIOLOGICAL STUFF,
aPPARENTLY HUMAN TECHNOLOGY, dOESN'T HAVE LIVING STUFF,
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D --> I don't imagine these simple humans could understand even basic biomechanics
D --> I suppose I'll have to take a 100k at those after Nepeta shows me to your hive
D --> Speaking of
D --> If I hear that you were anything but on your best behavior while living with her
D --> I will be
D --> Ve%ed
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nOTHING INAPROPRIATE HAPPENED,
iF THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE, aTTEMPTING TO ALUDE TO,
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D --> We will keep it that way
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i WOULDN'T LET, aNYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO HER,
eVEN IF SOMEHOW, tHE BAD WAS COMING FROM ME,
wHICH i, cAN'T SEE HAPPENING,
wELL, nOT AGAIN HOPEFULLY,
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D --> Again, you said
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i WOKE UP, fULL OF VIGOR AND CONFIDENCE, bUT UHHH,
i WAS MADE TO NOT BE NICE, fOR A WHILE,
tHAT'S NOT, tHE SORT OF CONFIDENCE I WANT TO HAVE FOR MYSELF,
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D --> As 100ng as you didn't harm Nepeta
D --> A shame
D --> I think I'd have liked to see that, otherwise
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tHANKFULLY,
i DON'T LIKE, wANTING TO HURT PEOPLE, fOR NO REASON,
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D --> You a%ually lashed out
D --> Goodness
D --> Knowing the number of humans here, you might have made your race proud
D --> For once
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tHAT PROBABLY HAPPENED,
bUT, uHHH, i NEED TO STOP, lETTING MYSELF BE FORCED INTO DOING THINGS THE WAY,
oTHERS WANT ME TO,
i, nEED TO FIND THE WAY, tHAT IS TAVROS,
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D --> Inspirational
D --> If you decide you still like taking orders, however
D --> Surely I can find something useful for you to do
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i, uHHH, oWE YOU A LOT,
mORE THAN, i CAN REALLY THANK YOU FOR,
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D --> I did not e%pect you to
D --> Fall prostrate
D --> Like that
D --> For now just help to prepare the hive for the c001d season
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oR, fALLING AT ALL, iN FACT,
i JUST MEAN THAT, yOU'VE DONE SOMETHING, sO IMPORTANT FOR ME,
aND I, wANT TO THANK YOU SOMEHOW,
eVEN IF I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW,
tHAT SEEMS LIKE, tHE RIGHT THING TO DO,
bECAUSE THAT IS A THING A HERO WOULD DO,