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equinerotica) wrote2011-11-07 10:59 am
equinerotica) wrote2011-11-07 10:59 am
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D --> 001 [♐ Video]
[A grey-skinned creature reminiscent of a young teenage human boy flickers into the PCD's video feed. His face is extremely close as he studies the device through cracked sunglasses. He considers the device for several moments before pulling the view back, fiddling with his non-broken horn, and addressing it in slow, slightly annoyed monotone.]
So this appears to be some sort of communication device. Excellent. If that is the case then surely someone can hear me. I ask - nay, demand that someone of at least green blood come to me this instant and explain what is going on. This is hardly a proper greeting. Extremely unprofessional, yes.
[He points a finger into the screen.]
Vantas, if this was part of some deceitful plot, everyone will know your color when I return.
[The boy has begun to sweat profusely. He wipes his brow with a gloved hand and breathes heavily into the PCD for several seconds. Clearly he is not out of shape, but may be hyperventilating. He suddenly pulls the screen very close to his face and speaks through clenched, occasionally missing, teeth.]
Bring towels.
So this appears to be some sort of communication device. Excellent. If that is the case then surely someone can hear me. I ask - nay, demand that someone of at least green blood come to me this instant and explain what is going on. This is hardly a proper greeting. Extremely unprofessional, yes.
[He points a finger into the screen.]
Vantas, if this was part of some deceitful plot, everyone will know your color when I return.
[The boy has begun to sweat profusely. He wipes his brow with a gloved hand and breathes heavily into the PCD for several seconds. Clearly he is not out of shape, but may be hyperventilating. He suddenly pulls the screen very close to his face and speaks through clenched, occasionally missing, teeth.]
Bring towels.
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D --> Because I will
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Seriously, even if you did order me around, I wouldn't give a shit! 8ut I guess I can 8e nice and tell you some stuff. There are these things called Animus that dragged us here and smushed all our worlds together, 8arely anyone else is a troll, and a couple times a month every8ody goes completely 8ugshit insane. The rest of my information is on a need-to-know 8asis, so go 8other Nepeta or something instead!
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D --> You fling 100d language about continuously
D --> Rather than reserve it for moments of stress
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D --> Something I wish you could understand
D --> As a fellow b100 b100d
[Tooootally glossing over the part where he almost considers her an equal, yes.]
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See what I did there? ::::)
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D --> The true highb100ds may do as they please
D --> The sea dwellers are another matter entirely
D --> But we must
D --> Set an e%ample
D --> For the 100wer class
D --> Not that they will listen I suppose
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D --> Truly it is beneath bluh bluh b100d
D --> Wah wah wah bluh STRONG bluh
D --> Bluh bluh Vriska is a f001ish miscreant
D --> B100p b100p hate Vantas
D --> 100d language meep meep
D --> If I say something like that but surround it with things you deem
D --> Boring
D --> Would you ever even know
D --> That was not sarcasm I am honestly curious
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Okay, that was pretty funny. Not 8ecause of the actual things you said, 8ut 8ecause it sounded so ridiculous!
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D --> So you did read it
D --> Well that is a mystery s001ved
D --> If you continue to jape me
D --> I will end this communication
D --> Nepeta can e%plain the situation to me instead
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